Assignment: Compare and contrast with "White and Nerdy".

• I prefer to think of it more as "White and Geeky", actually.
• I don't mow the front lawn; we have a service for that. Guess that's even nerdier.
• Don't have any particular desire to roll with gangsters.
• Went to Georgia Tech, no MIT here.
• I have some skills at Dungeons & Dragons, no doubt there.
• M.C. Escher is also my favorite M.C.
• I would much prefer an Earl Grey tea to malt liquor, for sure.
• I've never purchased custom rims, so they are quite stationary.
• I have like two action figures, neither of which are cherry. Though they are of video game characters.
• I do have books by Stephen Hawking in my library. Great reads.
• My MySpace page is very not pimped out, nor is there much outcry for my top eight spaces (I have more than 8 top spaces, for one).
• I could calculate pi to 1000 places but only have about 10 or so memorized.
• No grills or braces here.
• I do enjoy some mayonnaise from time to time, but not on everything.
• Can't stand Minesweeper.
• I have used many killer apps, but by no means all of them.
• I can program in Pascal but it's been a long time and being "number one" at Pascal is like being "number one" at using a rotary phone.
• I do actually have a soldering iron (not a soldering gun). Somewhere. Don't have much call for soldering.
• Favorite theme song would probably be Firefly, not Happy Days.
• Don't play ping pong much; I doubt I'd be very good at it.
• I do usually win any trivia game played. So long as it's not sports.
• I am very fluent in JavaScript (unfortunately) but only know like 3 words in Klingon.
• No Segway, though I would love to have one.
• Can't stand comic books, not even X-Men.
• Usually carry pens in a notebook or a pants pocket, and they don't require much protection.
• I do have an ergonomic keyboard but I don't NEED it. I could be metal and use a non-ergonomic keyboard. I just don't want to.
• I do purchase writable media online. Usually the cheapest that's not Sony.
• I do have an account with Wikipedia and do edit from time to time.
• I have not memorized Holy Grail; don't get into Monty Python much. I could recite some lines but I doubt it would result in any ROTFLOLage.
• My business does primarily focus on working with websites and do provide assistance in HTML code to friends from time to time.
• I have not made a homepage for a dog, though I have made individual pages and uploaded pictures of dogs in the past.
• No fanny packs. And I couldn't care less about The Gap.
• Uninterested in bubble wrap. I don't get the fascination. Plus I have a wife for that sort of thing.
• Definitely whiter than sour cream; no argument there.
• Not in A/V club or glee club, or chess team. Though if our school had had those I probably would have been in A/V and chess.
• Picard is better. Problem solved.
• Only been to the Renaissance Fair three times. And YES I did dress up once, but it's not like EVERY weekend. Shut up! The turkey legs are good.
• My underwear is very easily distinguished from my wife's and does not require labeling.
• I do enjoy bowling in limited amounts, though I am very bad at it, but not with gangsters, particularly.
• And YES I did notice that the equation behind him in the video (Schrödinger's hydrogen wave function equation) was wrong since it had Planck's constant in it instead of Dirac's constant. WHAT OF IT?