Friday, June 01, 2007
The DVR I'm currently using in my office has the annoying habit of staying on whatever channel I last manually selected, rather than the last channel it happened to use.  I'm not sure why I had it on Cartoon Network at some point but at least it's better than when it was stuck on PBS all the time.

Anyway, I had it on (muted, of course) while I was working and saw this scene come up.  Apparently some direct-to-video Scooby Doo movie called Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase.  Yep, seriously.  The plot concerns the threadbare premise of being stuck in a video game.  The twist being it's a video game about their old adventures - unmasking unscrupulous land coveters and so forth.  I was able to ignore it until this scene:

Here's our heroes with their new outfits and eyes (a big improvement if I may be allowed an opinion) running into a diner.  What were they running from?  A computer virus, of course.  But wait, who's that behind them at the counter?




Hmmmm...




Yep, in a scene straight from Freud's deepest nightmare that didn't involve his mother, they've run into the game's heroes - themselves.  Though since the game's creator hasn't seen them recently he has apparently created them in the older style: ascots, tights, and creepy eyes included.




This, apparently, is Shaggy's ultimate test of reality.  Take THAT, Descartes!




Sizing each other up.  This was followed by some snarky comments about the other's fashion sense.  Of course since the older Daphne's eyes are apparently just dots on her skin, her opinion can be easily discounted.




Fred misses his old ascot.  And that's all that's going on in this picture.  Don't get any ideas.  Fred was all about the ladies.



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 Thursday, May 31, 2007
Turns out yesterday's exercise was actually for today.  So I'm doing yesterday's today.  Got that?
Write a scene where a character faces some kind of moral dilemma, what do they do about it?


"It shouldn't be snowing.  It's only October."

It was odd that that would be the first thing that would occur to Rick when he stepped out of the armored SUV, but he couldn't help but notice it.  He looked up at the sky, trying in vain to see the sun.  He would occasionally catch glimpses of it as a thinner patch of soot and smog passed by but it was shortly hidden again.  The winds were blowing strongly.  Something they weren't entirely prepared for.

He had come to see the situation for himself.  The decision facing him was too great to do any less.

The caravan he was in was almost completely stopped now.  He heard car doors slam behind him and people approaching - advisors and assistants mostly.  Behind them was the press bus.  And behind them...

If only the National Guard would arrive, but they were still 12 hours out.  The attack had hit them hard too and they were having trouble getting mobilized.  They had, at least, been prepared for this danger.  The crew he had brought were volunteers and bureaucrats.  Not that the Guard was any more prepared for the fallout than his crew, but at least they had signed on expecting their life could some day be in danger.  Since he had taken over as FEMA Administrator, Rick always kept the security of his agents as a top priority.  Now he had scores of doctors and trucks full of medical equipment behind him ready to go, but it would be weeks before the radiation levels were low enough to safely send them in.

For that matter, how much was there to gain?  Anyone in the downtown area would have been vaporized instantly.  Anyone else who had been exposed to a lethal amount of radiation would be dead soon anyway, regardless of what they did.  There was no way to help but to make them comfortable before they died.  Was it worth exposing his team to the very real chances of sterility, cancer, even death, just to make some peoples' passing a little easier?

The President had left the decision up to him.  A brave decision there - she at least had the cover of the office in making decisions like that.  Regardless of which decision he made there was sure to be enough outcry to ensure he wasn't Administrator for much longer.  Of course as soon as that bomb had gone off all bets were off anyway.

His deputy came up behind him without saying a word.  They were both staring at the wreckage in front of them.  The road they were on had once been a complex interstate interchange.  Most of the elevated ramps had collapsed and fallen, fracturing into several pieces upon impact.  Fortunately their road was still unblocked so they had a clear path into the Yellow Zone.

"What are the radiation levels like?" he asked his deputy.

"Falling but still very dangerous.  Once we pass 5 miles within I-285 it'll start getting life-threatening."

Rick nodded, same as the last reading.  There were radiation suits, but certainly not enough to go around.  They would have to setup a base camp in the Green Zone somewhere and ferry people back and forth in shifts to make sure no one stayed there too long.  Still, no help for it.  People would get sick.  Best he could do is try to minimize it until new supplies came in.

"Tell them to begin setting up a camp and start sending people in as soon as possible."

"Will do.  Are you going to stay here and supervise the setup?"

Rick thought of his wife and daughter back in Washington, safe.  He looked up at the sky again and slowly shook his head.  "No, you can take it from here.  I'll be needed in DC anyway."  Then, to his driver, "Back to the helipad."

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Wish I'd had this the other day when I locked myself out of the office...

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 Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Today's comes from Wake Up Writing!
Use all of the 10 words listed below in a piece of fiction or non-fiction.   The order doesn’t matter, all that matters is that you use them all.

Accelerate, Copious, Fluid, Jaded, Mundane, Plastic, Rustic, Savannah, Traumatized, Windchimes


The lights were dimming again.

That was never a good sign.  Usually the tests' effects were well-confined by the tons of soil surrounding the particle accelerator.  That it could affect systems so far out meant that they were testing it at the higher energy levels again.

Of course the bar's rustic lighting and antique power generator were perfectly capable of having brownouts on their own, but Craig could see the filaments flickering in a regular, staccato pattern.  It was them all right.  They were the reason he was topside in the first place, trying to forget those damned cylinders with copious amounts of local-made vodka.  It didn't look like vodka.  For one thing it was far more viscous than it should be and it left a slight discoloration on the glass as the sloshed the fluid around.  The first time he'd tried it he was too traumatized to look at a drink for a month.  But you got used to it after a while.  Anyway, it was the only thing to be had.

It was weird; everything up here seemed so mundane.  He looked out from his vantage point across the wide African savannah.  He'd long become jaded to the view; choosing to spend what free time he had at the nearby village rather than in the center's recreation facility.  Still, he couldn't ignore the vastness of it all.  Nothing but untouched wilderness as far as he could see.  So much freedom... but where could he go?  They controlled all transportation out, and it would be foolish to try to escape on foot.  There hadn't been lions in the area for years, due to all of the hunting in the area, but there were plenty of other creatures just waiting for someone foolish and clumsy to just wander by.  Being drunk didn't help much either, but that was becoming his constant state.

A sound like windchimes brought him out of his reverie.  His phone was reminding him that his shift was due to start in 20 minutes.

A short walk brought him back to the complex.  The only evidence of its existence was a gentle curve of earth rising to a height of just 8 feet over the ground.  The ground sloped down sharply as he approached it and the earthen walls eventually gave way to steel and reinforced concrete.  He detached the plastic card from his belt and touched it to a sensor inset into the wall.  An LED glowed green and the hand geometry sensor lit up, indicating the next step in the authentication process.  After passing that, and entering a password, the door unlocked with a loud clank.

Now that the door was open he could hear the machinery running in the distance.  He didn't have to see it to imagine the particles flying around in the gigantic underground supercollider - constantly accelerating with each pass.  It was only a matter of time, really.  They'd succeeded in creating an infinitesimally-small singularity and were trying to get the mass up enough to see some real, measurable data.

His work, though, was on the cylinders.  Always with those damned cylinders.  Sometimes in his sleep he could see them: tumbling end over end, their edges blurred until he could no longer tell if they were five inches long or five million.  In reality, they were much longer than that.  It was a curious effect, being able to have infinitely-long cylinders constrained within a finite space.  A byproduct of some of the stuff the guys in Area 17 were working on, he imagined.

Someday he'd escape, he knew.  They would find him eventually.  There was no doubt about that.  But hopefully he'd be able to get out the word first about what was going on down there.

Wordlessly he activated his local terminal and began his work on the tumbling calibrations for the day.

Someday.

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Finally got dasBlog installed on the server.  This will be the new engine for Smiling Kevin's (mk. III).

While I liked having the greater freedom with the old engine (being written in a language I'm most familiar with and all) it just lacked too many features.  This one is in .NET (which I'm getting better at) and has a number of features I've been wanting.  Most notably it has CAPTCHAs on the comments and categories for the blogs.  The latter, incidentally, means there will be more frequent, but shorter posts since they can now be grouped by content instead of just by date.

One of the things I want to do is do some creative writing here.  I've found a couple "writing prompt of the day" sites which offer (predictably) a new topic to write on every day.  They will probably be uninteresting and poorly written - certainly at first, anyway.  Which is why I wanted to wait until I had the categories in place (makes them easier to skip).

Don't worry, I'll still keep posting annoying political commentary and stuff I find on the internet almost everyone else already knows about too.

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