Somebody PLEASE come up with something better!


To the developers: I appreciate that you are trying to make a Biblical game.  And I can understand that it's hard: I've tried hard myself to come up with a fun game that would do what you're trying to do.  But, please, this is just awful.  Do you honestly believe, in your heart of hearts, that this would appeal to ANYONE who didn't want to play it already?  Some Christian kids will play it if they REALLY like the characters or the Bible.  Some people will buy it to mock it or for ironic purposes.  But I guarantee that not a single unsaved kid will willingly play the game because it looks like fun.  Not a one.

Even Captain Bible was more fun than this looks.  Did they just make you build this game and not give you any resources?  Were you just strapped for ideas?  What was it?  The gameplay looks like a mix of reading Bible verses and playing Berzerk, only with a clunkier interface.

I'm sorry, I don't mean to be negative, but either everyone was out of their league and out of touch or there was some real cynical development at work here.